0:30 Gaga does prison stripes--nicely
1:10 Gaga addresses the rumors
1:30 Gaga enters the prison yard looking like Harry Houdini. Her shades are literally smoking.
2:15 Diet coke cans in Gaga's Hair. Reminds me of this Ashley Olsen editorial from Marie Claire:
2:37 Who is this girl?
2:45 Same girl. Gaga's sister perhaps?
2:50 That Jacket!!??!?!? And those knee-pads!!??
3:35 This whole segment feels very Madonna meets Roxy Hart
3:50 Signature Gaga fist pump (soon to replace the moonwalk)
4:05 Construction chic
4:50 Beyonce scolds Gaga
5:20 "Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if its broke, but you can still see the crack in that motherfuckers reflection"
6:28 Beyonce's jacket...DIY anyone?
7:45 Wonderwoman 2.0
8:50 Jai Rodriguez cameo...I'm pretty sure I have his autograph on an old Rent playbill from 1998
9:20 Backwards credits